“This Game Is Fucking Bullshit!” Little Brother Reports

LOS ANGELES— Members of the Miller family were recently informed by their little brother that the game they were playing was, in fact, bullshit. “It’s just so fucking stupid!” yelled Garrett, who had threatened to eat the “Q” tile he had received. “I know you and mom are teaming up on me! I hate this family!” At press time, Mom had sent Garrett to his room for having a potty mouth.