Spooky! Computer Science Student Dresses Up As Woman To Scare Classmates

WESTWOOD — In the spirit of Halloween, third-year computer science student Andrew Hawkins plans to dress up as a woman, which would be his peers’ first glimpse of a non-animated female since one accidentally walked into their CS 131 lecture. “The look on their faces will be awesome,” said Hawkins, who let out a yelp when he saw himself in the mirror with the costume on. “Instead of dressing up as one of those lame Squid Game characters, I decided to go as something genuinely frightening.” As of press time, Hawkins reports that he may save his costume for next year as he has not been invited to any parties.

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