‘Sick Kickflips’ Now Allowed In No-Skateboard Zones: UCLA Chancellor

Supporters of the new policy have praised Block for being totally bodacious.
Supporters of the new policy have praised Block for being totally bodacious.
Supporters of the new policy have praised Block’s decision for being both “excellent” and “totally bodacious.”

WESTWOOD—UCLA Chancellor Gene Block approved a change to campus policy Friday that allows “sick kickflips” in designated “walk your wheels” zones. “Since the day our great institution implemented skateboard-free areas on campus, I felt that we were limiting our students in a most heinous way. Lame kick-flips, I understand. But rad ones? Not on my watch,” said Block while he played with one of his many Tek-Deks™. “My goal is to implement an ollie-inclusive policy by the end of spring quarter.” At press time, Block was getting “ramp tramp” tattooed on his lower back.

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