WESTWOOD—UCLA Chancellor Gene Block approved a change to campus policy Friday that allows “sick kickflips” in designated “walk your wheels” zones. “Since the day our great institution implemented skateboard-free areas on campus, I felt that we were limiting our students in a most heinous way. Lame kick-flips, I understand. But rad ones? Not on my watch,” said Block while he played with one of his many Tek-Deks™. “My goal is to implement an ollie-inclusive policy by the end of spring quarter.” At press time, Block was getting “ramp tramp” tattooed on his lower back.
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Sierra is an accomplished writer who has been with the Westwood Enabler for as long as many can remember. Years? No. Decades? No. The ancient Mesopotamians referred to her as "Shalduth, the Night Bringer" but she usually goes by "Sierra."