WESTWOOD – Sources confirmed this evening that your roommate is shirtless again. “Yeah, it’s cool, man,” your roommate said, unabashedly exposing his bare chest with seemingly no intention of putting on a shirt anytime soon. “We’re all primates, we all know what we look like under our clothes, right? No biggie.” Your roommate, whose bushy mane of chest hair he shamelessly displays for all to see, said he enjoys the comfortableness of going shirtless and, occasionally, wearing only boxers around the apartment. “No shirt, no shoes, no problem. That’s my motto,” he said. At press time, your roommate confirmed it’s very likely he’ll be near-naked when your parents visit on Saturday.