Report: Health-Conscious Sorority Girl Later Seen Vomiting Smirnoff In Fraternity Bathroom

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This type of behavior seems antithetical to Templin’s purportedly healthy lifestyle.

WESTWOOD–Health-conscious sorority member Sabrina Templin was reportedly seen at 2 A.M. Saturday morning, curled up onto the feces-stained tile of a fraternity bathroom floor, violently regurgitating a conglomerate of Smirnoff vodka and the kale salad she ate for dinner hours prior. “I’m really into self-care and eating clean,” Templin said to a sorority sister approximately eight hours before incoherently peeing in a public area and eventually finding herself drenched in her own vomit within a bathroom stall. “I don’t drink sugary drinks or sodas. People have no idea what they are putting into their bodies,” Templin said as she exited the dining hall, heading back to the house to get ready for the night.