WESTWOOD — An anonymous source revealed late Friday afternoon that a guy in your discussion section just confidently described something as “Machiavellian,” when it was, in fact, not. “Just trampolining off your point, I agree that the Green New Deal is absolutely Machiavellian,” said Josh Meyers, a third-year political science student who has been reading 1984 for six years. “And adding onto that, I think it really contributes to the concept of antidisestablishmentarianism.” At press time, Josh had raised his hand again to quote Nietzsche while spending at least a minute struggling to pronounce his name.
