Meteorologists Struggle to Name New Hurricanes

MIAMI, FL — Rising global temperatures accompanied increased numbers of named storms this hurricane season, pushing storm-naming techniques into the center of meteorological debate. “If you’ve ever named anything before, you know the pressure, the judgement.” said Storm Expert Jane Doe on her fifth cup of coffee. “This is definitively the biggest issue the global community faces as a result of the growing frequency of hurricanes. It’s like 2016 for celebrity deaths, but for hurricanes.” At press time, scientists began considering hip new spellings of the name “Katelyn” for a “classic yet modern twist that millennials will just love.”