Local Roommate’s Tinder No Longer Ironic

WESTWOOD — Earlier this week, area woman Becca Corkin officially changed her stance on the nature of her roommate’s Tinder usage. “I think it started off as a joke, but she’s getting really into it,” Corkin confided in reporters, gesturing to the couch where her roommate reportedly spends most of her evenings swiping left and right on eligible bachelors. “I remember when I had a roomie who loved to make fun of ‘how dumb that one dating app is,’” she continued, “but those days are long gone.” At press time, Corkin was trying to search for any semblance of irony in her roommate’s decision to upgrade to Tinder Gold.

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