WESTWOOD–Upon one member’s suggestion that they go volunteer at a nearby soup kitchen, a local friend group collectively decided to not and say they did. “I’m for helping the homeless and all, but I was planning on going to the beach tomorrow,” Margaret Houston, founding member of “Hitch’s Bitches” said. “We’ll just tell everyone it was a humbling experience. It’s the thought that counts, right?” Though initially indecisive on what they would actually commit to, Houston offered an alternative idea. “What if we get tattoos and strip for money?” Houston said. At press time the group decided to do so and say they didn’t.