WESTWOOD–After months of training, UCLA fraternity member Kyle Lewis finally succeeded in grunting louder than that guy on the club baseball team while lifting. “That guy thinks he’s really big because he’s on a club team, but I’m in a fraternity, so,” Lewis said, letting out another grunt and then looking around to see if anyone noticed how loud it was. “When I finally grunted louder than him while we were both doing hammer curls, it was basically the defining moment of my fitness career.” At press time, Lewis was completing his tenth minute of scrolling through Instagram while blocking off the squat rack.
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