Local FC Barcelona Fan Learns What Catalonia Is

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Lionsgate, celebrating the victory of a team that is definitely not from Catalonia.

WESTWOOD—Local FC Barcelona supporter and self described “football, not soccer” fanatic Rick Lionsgate was startled to find Barcelona was located in Catalonia, the region that recently declared independence from Spain. “I just don’t get it, they play in the Primera Division de España, not this Catalonia you speak of,” he said as he struggled to pronounce every Spanish word. “Look, all I care about is what Lionel Messi wants,” he proclaimed mentioning the only player he actually knew the full name of, “Messi’s a beast, he’s magic.” As he walked away, Lionsgate muttered something under his breath about how Real Madrid was probably behind all this.