How To Make Your Dorm Room Feel Like Home

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Missing home lately? Just can’t wait for Thanksgiving? Then here’s how to make your dorm room feel a little more like home!

  • Shroud your body in succulents.
  • Store the bodies in the basement.
  • Hide from your problems in there.
  • Ask your roommates to wake you up, like your mom used to do.
  • Bring the urn that holds your grandmother’s ashes for a fun, antique aesthetic.
  • Bring some of your parents’ old clothes, dress your roommates in them and have them reenact old arguments.
  • Bring a small reminder of your childhood traumas and anxieties.
  • Install a dishwasher under your bed.
  • Take out a mortgage.
  • Pee on the carpet to mark your territory.