Missing home lately? Just can’t wait for Thanksgiving? Then here’s how to make your dorm room feel a little more like home!
- Shroud your body in succulents.
- Store the bodies in the basement.
- Hide from your problems in there.
- Ask your roommates to wake you up, like your mom used to do.
- Bring the urn that holds your grandmother’s ashes for a fun, antique aesthetic.
- Bring some of your parents’ old clothes, dress your roommates in them and have them reenact old arguments.
- Bring a small reminder of your childhood traumas and anxieties.
- Install a dishwasher under your bed.
- Take out a mortgage.
- Pee on the carpet to mark your territory.