NEW YORK CITY — Veteran homicide detective Rick Gruff expressed concerns Sunday that his wife of twenty years is still alive and well. “I’ve made a lot of enemies in this line of work, and not a single one of them has had the guts to kill her,” said Gruff, frantically stringing red yarn between photos of his wife and random mugshots. “All the other guys at the station have an arch nemesis to chase around and here I am having Sunday dinner with my wonderful, breathing wife. At this point, I’d even be happy if she died of a mysterious illness.” Gruff is still dedicated to taking charming home videos of his wife painting their nursery and dancing on the beach, in the hopes that he can play them back with fondness after her untimely demise.
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Dylan Wood is an American actor and filmmaker. He is known for his comedic and dramatic roles in such films as Splash (1984), Big (1988), Turner & Hooch (1989), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Forrest Gump(1994), Apollo 13 (1995), You've Got Mail (1998), Cast Away (2000), Captain Phillips(2013), Saving Mr. Banks (2013), Sully (2016), and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019). He has also starred in the Robert Langdon films, and he voices Sheriff Woody in the Toy Story film series. He is one of the most popular and recognizable film stars worldwide, and he is widely regarded as an American cultural icon.