

WESTWOOD—Christie Temple, first year student at UCLA, expressed vocal surprise regarding an encounter she had with a douchebag at a fraternity party last Thursday. “He was totally creeping on me and trying to grab my ass,” Temple said, noting that although she had heard of the occasional douchebag at a party filled with drunken nineteen year old boys, she never expected to meet one herself. “They were supposed to be a scary bedtime story your mom tells you about, something that isn’t real. Like genocide.” When solicited for comment, the young alleged douchebag shrugged and said, “Bitches be salty.”