WESTWOOD – In an exclusive Westwood Enabler interview, third-year physiological science major Ian Fluenza, spokesperson for the coughers in your lecture, announced that everyone coughing is actually part of an experimental a cappella group named Treble Cough. “What is singing, but sound?” mused the unmasked Fluenza, before pausing to hack up a lung. “What is sound, but the expelling of air and spit? In other words: a cough.” At press time, Fluenza was working on a call and response element for Treble Cough’s next performance, planned to consist of sneezes and bless you’s.