BRATTLEBORO, VT — Area man Chuck Childs expressed disappointment with himself after admitting that binge eating his entire family Tuesday night was a major setback for his diet plan. “On the one hand, you gotta show yourself some self-love every once in a while,” explained Childs, who succumbed to his urges after waking up gnawing on his wife’s foot. “On the other hand, I know late-night binges like this aren’t really healthy. If anything, I should have just gotten some carrots from the fridge and gone back to bed. But sometimes the body wants what it wants, you know?” While Childs acknowledged this was not in his initial weight loss plan, he has resolved to get back on track and assured reporters he “most definitely” will not eat the leftovers.