WESTWOOD — Despite never traveling east of Joshua Tree, second-year political science student and Pasadena native Callie West will not shut up about New York City’s mayoral race. “The Z in Zohran stands for zaddy. He really knows what’s best for New Yorkers and people with the soul of the city, like me. I may be physically in the Rose Bowl, but spiritually, I’m living it up in MSG,” said West, who was voted most likely to die in the hospital she was born in. “Cuomo? Beat it, bozo! He touches fannies and kills grannies. I wish I came up with that, but it’s an actual Curtis Sliwa quote. I would vote for him if he didn’t want to have feral cats stop-and-frisk every minority in the Big Apple and if I were registered to vote in New York. But as they say in New York…I’m walkin’ here! You know, like the movie?” At press time, West was hearing about Prop 50 for the first time.