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Opinion

Op-Ed: John Wooden Statue Outside Pauley Pavilion Should Be Made of Wood

February 25, 2019 Trevor Willow 0

Every day during my walk down Bruinwalk from the Hill to campus, I see the statue of John Wooden outside Pauley Pavilion and look at […]

P: You Should Announce Your Achievements on Social Media / CP: Karen, You’re the Reason Why I’m in Group Therapy

February 11, 2019 Sam Mallari 0

Point: You Should Announce All Your Achievements on Social Media By Karen Paulson There’s no shame in being proud of yourself- it’s called self-esteem. What’s […]

P: Marijuana Is A Gateway Drug That Leads To Lethargy And Memory Loss / CP: If You Didn’t Want A Hit You Could’ve Just Said So

December 28, 2018 Griffin Stout 0

Point: Marijuana Is A Gateway Drug That Leads To Lethargy And Memory Loss By: Lucas Thompson Marijuana is classified as a Schedule 1 drug and has […]

P: Save the Bees! / CP: I’m Deathly Allergic

December 19, 2018 Mackenzi Elias 0

P: Save the Bees! By: Sasha Ellers, CALPIRG Chair Hello! Can I interest you in pledging CALPIRG to save the bees? There are millions dying […]

P: Patrick Mahomes Has Been the Single Best Quarterback So Far this NFL Season / CP: His Voice Sounds Like a Frog

December 7, 2018 Drew Kreeft 0

Point: Patrick Mahomes Has Been the Single Best Quarterback So Far this NFL Season by BJ Kissel It really is an easy argument to make […]

Op-Ed: I Took Ambien And Woke Up At a KKK Rally

June 5, 2018 Linda Johnson 0

As a god-fearing woman, I have never participated in the dangerous activity of binge drinking. My friends would always tell me how much they forgot […]

Point: I’m Not Your Waifu, You Fucking Creep / Counterpoint: Then Why Is Your Face On My Body-Pillow?

May 23, 2018 Alex Kukoff 0

Point: I’m Not Your Waifu, You Fucking Creep By: Ashley Jacobs Listen. Attraction is natural. Everyone, and I do mean everyone, has wanted to fuck […]

Op-Ed: I Support Labor Rights Except When They Inconvenience Me

May 8, 2018 Dayna Chang 0

It’s 2018. People shouldn’t have to work two full time jobs just to put food on the table for their family. We should have fair […]

Fuck! Cambridge Analytica Knows I Don’t Have A Life

April 10, 2018 Suburban Mom 0

WESTWOOD — Fuck! I just heard on Facebook that Cambridge Analytica has all my information now! What will I do? Oh shit. Do they know that […]

Submission: Regarding David Hogg’s Admission

March 29, 2018 Gary A. Clark, Jr. 0

Dear David: After careful review of your application for admission, we regret to inform you that we are not able to offer you admission for […]

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  • Trump Gives 15-Year-Old Girl Apology Smooch

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following new revelations about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, who he calls “the greatest pedophile of all time,” President Donald J. Trump […]

  • Democrats Advance Key Policy Goal of Strengthening Republican Party

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Weeks of less-than-firm resolve paid off Wednesday as Democrats forged a shutdown-ending compromise that accomplishes one of the party’s longstanding goals: strengthening […]

  • Opinion: I Will Not Apologize For My Phony Indie Stache

    dear loyal followers, i address you today not by way of reselling my shart-stained 70s denim for $650 on grailed, or the carousel post of […]

  • Opinion: Rejecting Donald Trump From Art School Was A Bad Idea

    Rejecting Donald Trump from art school wasn’t the best idea. Listen, I know that Donald Trump’s art is absolute dogshit. Watching Donald Trump try to […]

  • Opinion: Halloweekend Was For Hot Girls But Veteransdaynight Is For Us Mediocre Bitches

    UCLA is full of beautiful, talented, funny, smart, and well-rounded women. I am not one of them. And that’s okay! I can clean the hell […]

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