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News In Pictures

UCLA Admin Release Bruin-Bear Spray

May 3, 2024 Sabrina Ellis 0

Paul McCartney Voted Cutest Beatle By Process Of Elimination

March 26, 2024 Georgia McNeill 0

Spring Broke! I’m Spending Next Week In My Apartment

March 22, 2024 0

Earthquake Caused By Widespread Jumping For Joy After Chip Kelly Resignation

February 9, 2024 Ammi Lane-Volz 0

Racism Ends

December 28, 2023 Rachana Aithal 0

Epic Urea? My Pee Is Super Yellow

November 11, 2023 Azalea Morris 0

You Went To Cabo, And We Can Tell

April 5, 2023 Ava Abrishamchian 0

Awkward: Tensions Rise Between These Two Neighboring Countries

March 20, 2023 Sophia Balkovski 0

“I Dig It, Man”: This Hippie Is Building A Tunnel!

February 28, 2023 Georgia McNeill 0

“This Is Not A Drill!” Says Man Holding Hammer

February 27, 2023 Rujula Rao 0

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  • Backpacking Club Announces Trip To Public Affairs Building

    WESTWOOD — This Friday, the UCLA Backpacking Club announced it will be taking its advanced group on the 15-mile trek from Gardenia to the Public […]

  • Local Pizza Delivery Boy Shocked At Scantily-Clad Customer’s Lack of Money

    RANCHO MURIETA — A local pizza delivery boy faced a shock last night when he delivered to a scantily-clad woman who didn’t have the funds […]

  • UCPD Enlists California Highway Patrol to Boost Middling Police Violence Rates

    WESTWOOD — Following weeks of peace and safety on campus, UCPD has announced a partnership with the California Highway Patrol in an attempt to restore […]

  • Opinion: To Solve UCLA’s Financial Challenges, We Must Invest More Money Into Israel

    Hey guys. Westwood Enabler opinion writer Oiluj Knerf here. I’m a UCLA student just like you! I love my friends, I love my classes, and […]

  • UCLA Administration Goes On Strike to Protest AFSCME

    WESTWOOD — This past week, UCLA administration has bravely taken to the streets to protest the injustices committed by the “pesky” AFSCME labor union. “It’s […]

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