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News In Pictures

UCLA Admin Release Bruin-Bear Spray

May 3, 2024 Sabrina Ellis 0

Paul McCartney Voted Cutest Beatle By Process Of Elimination

March 26, 2024 Georgia McNeill 0

Spring Broke! I’m Spending Next Week In My Apartment

March 22, 2024 0

Earthquake Caused By Widespread Jumping For Joy After Chip Kelly Resignation

February 9, 2024 Ammi Lane-Volz 0

Racism Ends

December 28, 2023 Rachana Aithal 0

Epic Urea? My Pee Is Super Yellow

November 11, 2023 Azalea Morris 0

You Went To Cabo, And We Can Tell

April 5, 2023 Ava Abrishamchian 0

Awkward: Tensions Rise Between These Two Neighboring Countries

March 20, 2023 Sophia Balkovski 0

“I Dig It, Man”: This Hippie Is Building A Tunnel!

February 28, 2023 Georgia McNeill 0

“This Is Not A Drill!” Says Man Holding Hammer

February 27, 2023 Rujula Rao 0

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  • Friend Who Can’t Drive Way Too Invested In Formula One

    AUSTIN, TX — This weekend, second-year Mechanical Engineering major Diem Vee posted multiple photo dumps of himself trackside at the 2025 United States Grand Prix […]

  • Ask The Enabler: Is It Too Late To Cancel My Den Pass Refund?

    Dear Westwood Enabler, I bought a Den Pass to maximize my time at UCLA and to give my uncle yet another excuse to bet on […]

  • Flakers Anonymous Reports Record Low Attendance

  • Consulting Clubs Consulted On What The Fuck They Actually Do

    WESTWOOD — UCLA’s ten thousand consulting clubs recently came under fire when they were consulted on what their clubs really do besides pose for headshots […]

  • Man With Fragile Ego Sits In Waymo Driver’s Seat

    WESTWOOD — While returning home from a failed driver’s license test, aspiring Cybertruck owner Grant T. Otto broke Waymo’s ‘rider rules’ by climbing into the […]

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