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B53782E2-7152-41E5-9063-16D25E1BF9FD_1_105_c – Elle Rudin

B53782E2-7152-41E5-9063-16D25E1BF9FD_1_105_c – Elle Rudin

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Math Professor Doesn’t Know That Half Of Ten Weeks Is Five Weeks

WESTWOOD — This week, local math professor Dr. Ivil has come under fire after scheduling a midterm for Week 4, a week that is definitively […]
Stolen Goods Stolen From Place With Exclusively Stolen Goods

PARIS — Parisian police officers were stunned to discover this weekend that priceless jewels were stolen from the Louvre, a place that exclusively houses priceless […]
BPlate Announces Collab With McDonald’s To Ensure Froyo Machine Breaks More Often

WESTWOOD – In a surprise new development, BPlate has announced a partnership with the fast food chain McDonald’s to ensure that the froyo machine remains […]
Government Shutdown Finally Hits Canvas

WESTWOOD — Students everywhere awoke this morning to the modern equivalent of snow outside their windows: Canvas has been shut down due to bipartisan gridlock. […]
Opinion: If You A Stressed Baddie Who Procrastinated Before Canvas Went Down, This One’s For You

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