“Yeah, Bro!” Confirms Frat Brother

WESTWOOD—An unidentified frat brother speaking on a phone just outside the IM field this morning confirmed that “Yeah, bro!” in direct response to the person on the other line. The young member of the intercollegiate social organization is estimated to be between 21-23 years of age and was last seen sporting a blue tank top, khaki shorts and coral-colored boat shoes. Eyewitness accounts report that he then went on to say “You serious?” followed immediately by the sentence fragments “No way!” and “Sweet, man. What time?” The student then concluded the conversation by saying “Ha ha, forsure. Yeah, see you there, dude.”