WESTWOODE — Blessed is the night! Lord Imperator and Pretender to the Throne of Earle, Gene Lord Block, has announced a tourney for the title of Impish Goon. “Hear, Ye! Hear, Ye! Hear, Ye!” Said the Maester of Coin, Landor Ferinthian, sounding a crimson bugle. “Those that dare answer the call of chaos and lay waste to the land in the name of the sovereign please submit your applications via Handshake by crow calls thrice this Saturday.” At day’s break, Lads and Lasses across campus were seen practicing mayhem with haste and whimsy.
