WESTWOOD — UCLA students expressed collective excitement this week about the return to in-person instruction, but also not. “Yeah, I’m stoked to go back,” said third-year Colin Smith, immediately after walking out of his first lecture two minutes in. “Except for the fact that I had to move back to campus from home. And I actually have to get out of bed every day to go to class. And I have to take my midterms in person. Wait, fuck.” At press time, Smith was seen repeatedly banging his head into a wall, racked with indecision about whether he should be complaining to administration or not.
