BORDER TOWN, NEVADA — A rogue Strawberry Piña Colada Elf Bar, believed to be the sole survivor of the California flavored tobacco ban, was seen tumbling across the border into Nevada. “All my friends and family were gone in the blink of an eye,” said Strawberry Piña Colada, drowning their sorrows in long island iced teas at the first slot machine they could find. “The mango juul pods sacrificed themselves so I could escape, may their souls vape in peace. I’ve been on the move ever since. The cops almost caught me in the central valley, but I pretended to be a CBD vape and got away.” At press time, fiending Californias were begging Strawberry Piña Colada to come back and give them one last sweet, fruity, delicious hit.
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