WESTWOOD–In an act of true nobility, first-year sociology student Molly Rupert successfully ended racism in America with a four-page essay. “At first I was concerned that I wouldn’t be able to fill four pages,” Rupert said, still sweating from her heart-pounding race to reach Turnitin.com before midnight. “Luckily, it only took about an hour for me to figure out that if we all just stopped acknowledging race all the time, everything would fix itself!” At press time, Rupert was drafting a tweet rumored to contain the solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict.
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