Nationwide Adderall Shortage Causes Lack Of Focus On Producing More Adderall

TEL AVIV — In the midst of a nationwide Adderall shortage, procrastinating college students and people with ADHD are demanding increased production of the amphetamine, but there seems to be mass disorganization and inattention on the supply side. “I don’t know what’s happening; that’s just not my primary focus at the moment,” said Teva Pharmaceuticals representative Doug Wright while investigating how many times he could bounce a tennis ball off the wall in a minute. “Every time we realize that we need to produce more of the stuff, we get distracted by other work or a really cool bird.” At press time, Teva had reportedly delayed the production of Adderall yet again in order to…