Report: Your Best Not Good Enough

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WESTWOOD—According to a new report corroborated by your collective of friends, family, classmates, and employers, your best is not good enough, refuting previous reports that encouraged you and validated your hard work. “We recognize the hard work you put into everything you do and admire your perseverance, but it’s just not good enough and never will be,” said everyone you know, adding that hard work pays off for many people, but clarifying that you are not one of them. “Achieving one’s full potential just isn’t for everyone, and especially not for you.” Sources confirmed that you are at least trying, which counts for something.