Area Mom Uses Term “Hook Up” Incorrectly Again

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Stevens believes that her daughter should also make time to “hook up” with some old friends from high school.

LOS ANGELES—Area mom Lois Stevens reportedly used the term “hook up” incorrectly again yesterday when encouraging her daughter to attend her professor’s office hours. “Surely there are places outside of the classroom where you and your professor can hook up and get things done,” Stevens said while scrolling through her interior design Pinterest board with a notably straightened index finger. “And could you pick me up some rubbers from the store? They just don’t make pencils like they used to.” At press time, Stevens was spotted asking a WalMart employee for “thongs” while her daughter buried her face in her hands and waited to try on her flip flops.