Area Douche Thinks Multi-Factor Authentication “Not That Bad, Man”

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WESTWOOD—It has come out that area douche Michael Marks thinks that UCLA’s new multi-factor authentication is “not that bad, man”. “All you have to do is log in and press a button, bro,” said general asshole and definite dickhead Marks, rushing to his charging phone after trying to log in while on his upper bunk. “I can’t believe you guys are all complaining,” said the douche, adding, “it’s for your own safety anyways, guys. Come back to me when you don’t get your identity stolen, compadre.” The royal piece of human garbage was later seen desperately trying to log in to his account after breaking his phone.