WESTWOOD — Craving an apple juice on the rocks, ten-year-old James Kidd used his mom’s ID to gain entry to local bar Rocco’s Tavern last Thursday night, stirring up controversy. “I went up to the bar to order another Vodka Red and—BAM—there was a little kid to my left, double-fisting two AMFs,” said 25-year-old Waye Tuold, renowned super-senior who’s clocked more Thirsty Thursday hours than time in Powell. “Asked him how he got in and he pulled out an invitation to his eleventh birthday party happening there that night. Said if you got any sort of ID, Rocco’s will let it slide. Kid was lit.” At press time, James was spotted once again strolling through Rocco’s, Guinness in one hand, Nintendo Switch in the other.