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Despondent Dr. Oz Seen Wandering Crudité Aisle In Fugue State

November 10, 2022 Dylan Wood 0

BETHLEHEM, PA — Television personality and professional charlatan Dr. Oz was spotted recently wandering the crudité section of a Wegmans grocery store in an aimless […]

Opinion: Midterm Exams This, Midterm Elections That, I Just Wanna Grill For Godsakes!

November 8, 2022 Dennis 0

Every so often the two most mid (as the kids say) things alive, exams and elections, somehow line up in November. People start freaking out […]

Professor Announces Solitaire Will Be On Midterm

February 11, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

WESTWOOD — English 10B Professor Jane Houston announced Tuesday that in order to accurately reflect what students have been doing in lecture, solitaire will be […]

Student Becomes Disability Rights Advocate After His Midterms Shift To In-Person

January 28, 2022 Gabby Bromberg 0

WESTWOOD — A tireless new advocate for disability rights has emerged at UCLA in the form of fourth-year Jordan Jortson, who recently found out his […]

Op-Ed: Jesus Christ, My Heel Hurts So Much

May 3, 2021 Bruin Statue 0

I went to the doctor the other day. I had been having stabbing pains in my heel for well over a decade. My wife, John […]

Midterms Finish Just In Time For Midterms

November 6, 2019 Nathan Grovhoug 0

WESTWOOD — Bruins finally breathed a sigh of relief as midterms wrapped up this week, just in time for midterms to begin first thing next […]

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