LOS ANGELES – As Halloween nears, corset factory employees are threatening to unionize after working tirelessly for months producing the season’s most sought-after accessory: corsets. “I haven’t seen my family since August. We can’t keep up with the number of college hussies ordering these damn things,” a representative of the proposed UCF (United Corset Fabricators) and former AEMA (Animal Ear Makers of America) member states. “I thought I’d seen it all: devil horns, angel wings, witch hats, but nothing could have prepared me for this. I just got diagnosed with carpal tunnel.” At press time, the now former UCF representative was interviewing for the new Spirit Halloween store, located in the abandoned corset factory.