WASHINGTON, DC — The shooting of Republican spokesman Charlie Kirk by 22-year-old Tyler Robinson has left Americans appalled by the fact that Robinson is not that hot. “I’d say he’s about a 6–he shouldn’t be allowed to get away with anything more than petty theft,” said Congressman Dwayne Russell in an interview with Vogue. “Just goes to show how Guns don’t kill people, ugly people kill people.” At press time, Russell was seen advocating for a bill to improve school safety by banning unattractive kids.