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Opinion: Rejecting Donald Trump From Art School Was A Bad Idea

Rejecting Donald Trump from art school wasn’t the best idea. Listen, I know that Donald Trump’s art is absolute dogshit. Watching Donald Trump try to […]
Opinion: Halloweekend Was For Hot Girls But Veteransdaynight Is For Us Mediocre Bitches

UCLA is full of beautiful, talented, funny, smart, and well-rounded women. I am not one of them. And that’s okay! I can clean the hell […]
Upstairs Neighbor Bad At Sex

WESTWOOD — Early Tuesday morning, third-year biology major Cee Bat was awoken by a loud noise emanating from above her, and was forced into a […]
Rocco’s First Bar to Admit 10-Year-Old: “His ID Scanned” Claims Bouncer

WESTWOOD — Craving an apple juice on the rocks, ten-year-old James Kidd used his mom’s ID to gain entry to local bar Rocco’s Tavern last […]
Hedrick Hall Residents Commanded To Find Two Of Every Animal

WESTWOOD — Following flooding at Hedrick Hall this morning, residents have been commanded to find two of every animal through a divine email mandate from […]

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