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Articles by Jessica Block

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About Jessica Block
I love my wife Michelle, and my daughters Sasha and Malia. Wait, what was the question?

Point: I Miss The Outdoors / Counterpoint: You Can Still Go Outdoors.

April 15, 2021 Jessica Block 0

P: I Miss The Outdoors. By: Gregory Schneebles This pandemic has been terrible. I dream of the day when I can once again go outside […]

Obituary: The Fly That Landed On Pence’s Head

October 26, 2020 Jessica Block 0

“The brightest stars burn the shortest, and also flies just don’t live that long” – UC Davis entomologist, Steve Nadler. 2020 takes another. The fly […]

Week Five Has Students Saying “Oh Wow, It’s Week Five”

February 5, 2020 Jessica Block 0

WESTWOOD — It is now week five of the quarter, which means students across campus are realizing it is the fifth week of the quarter. […]

Op-Ed: As An Intellectual, I Eagerly Await The Return Of Rick And Morty

November 8, 2019 Han Darmon 0

Merriam Webster’s dictionary defines “Wubba lubba dub dub” as an expression of jubilation, an exclamation of pure joy, and a rallying battle cry of the […]

  • Ask The Enabler: Is It Too Late To Cancel My Den Pass Refund?

    Dear Westwood Enabler, I bought a Den Pass to maximize my time at UCLA and to give my uncle yet another excuse to bet on […]

  • Flakers Anonymous Reports Record Low Attendance

  • Consulting Clubs Consulted On What The Fuck They Actually Do

    WESTWOOD — UCLA’s ten thousand consulting clubs recently came under fire when they were consulted on what their clubs really do besides pose for headshots […]

  • Man With Fragile Ego Sits In Waymo Driver’s Seat

    WESTWOOD — While returning home from a failed driver’s license test, aspiring Cybertruck owner Grant T. Otto broke Waymo’s ‘rider rules’ by climbing into the […]

  • Angeleno Prepares For Storm By Already Driving Like Shit

    WESTWOOD — In preparation for this week’s rare October storm, one local resident has decided to take up driving like shit in order to lessen […]

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