Upstairs Neighbor Majoring In Creative Stomping

WESTWOOD — Fourth-year biology major Maggie Graham was delighted to learn Monday that her upstairs neighbor is majoring in Creative Stomping. “It must be such a difficult field. He practices every day until 2 a.m. and has group projects on Friday nights,” said Graham, who applauds this work by banging on the ceiling with a broom. “But it’s a privilege to hear this unique artform in my own apartment. I live amongst greatness — or should I say under it!” At press time, Graham’s roommate was declaring a minor in Facetiming Boyfriend.

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♅, or the staff writer formerly known as Lily Kiamanesh, is a psychobiology major in the class of 2024.