WALL STREET — With the last of daylight savings running out last night, some economists are fearing the worst. “Americans everywhere were already living paycheck to paycheck, and now they have to do it in the dark,” reported Welliams Fargo, professor and author of the bestselling novel Economic Bubbles: How to Make Budget-Friendly Bath Bombs. “Daylight reserves aren’t stable. This is why I invest in bonds, as well as other ropes and handcuffs that will improve my side hustle as an escape artist.” At press time, Fargo was seen Googling “recession indicators” to learn more about his male pattern baldness.