Elon Musk Buys UCLA

November 20, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

WESTWOOD — After his $44 billion purchase of Twitter proved financially ruinous, billionaire Elon Musk has decided to buy UCLA in hopes of recouping his […]

Loser Has No Addictions

November 14, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

WESTWOOD— Fourth-year physics major John McMan shocked local partygoers when he revealed he has no life-consuming addictions. “I offered him a cigarette and he was […]