WESTWOOD — This past week, UCLA administration has bravely taken to the streets to protest the injustices committed by the “pesky” AFSCME labor union. “It’s not fair how they keep asking to be paid. We need to stand up against the wrongdoings of – I mean to – the upper class!” said lead organizer Chancellor Julio Frenk during a furious rant about having to eat DeNeve out of a paper box. “Among our list of reasonable demands is for AFSCME members to promise to work overtime on weekends and holidays, and to change their name to a shorter acronym that rolls off the tongue.” At press time, the administration had called the cops on themselves.