WESTWOOD – After a thorough LinkedIn assessment, seven coffee chats, and a “sell me this Bible” challenge, Bruin Business Corporation Consulting Organization LLC now asks applicants to fit a camel through the eye of a needle – proving that they can become a rich man and still enter The Kingdom of Heaven. “With everything going to shit right now, the religion industry is totally going to the moon, and we really think we can synergize,” organization president John “Mark” Paul said unto his club, which has a strict 12-member, white-dudes-only policy, citing it “definitely being somewhere in the Bible.” “Also, everybody keeps mentioning angel investors, so we gotta be on the right track.” At press time, the club was eating at DeNeve with all members sitting on the same side of the table.