Feminist Win! I Bit My Roommate’s Bitch-Ass Boyfriend
Okay. So. My roommate has been seeing this guy for six months, and even she’ll tell you that his only redeeming quality is not being […]
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Opinion: Halloweekend Was For Hot Girls But Veteransdaynight Is For Us Mediocre Bitches
UCLA is full of beautiful, talented, funny, smart, and well-rounded women. I am not one of them. And that’s okay! I can clean the hell […]
Trend Watch: Scooping Vomit Out Of Acquaintance’s Mouth With Bare Hands
Do you take great joy in saying the phrase “here, drink some water” nine hundred and eighty-four times in one night? Do you enjoy it […]