Top 5 Dining Hall Beverages That Taste Like Squirt
For such a pathetic lay like myself, squirt comes around just about as often as this drink. Also, much like the splash zones I’ve experienced, […]
Month: September 2025
Opinion: Hire Chip Kelly
DeShaun Foster is finally gone after 15 infuriating games as UCLA football’s head coach. He sucked so much that Athletic Director Martin Jarmond, occasionally known […]
Nation Condemns Shooter For Not Being Hot Enough
WASHINGTON, DC — The shooting of Republican spokesman Charlie Kirk by 22-year-old Tyler Robinson has left Americans appalled by the fact that Robinson is not […]