Zuckerberg Under Fire Following Reports Of Dinner With Lex Luthor, Legion of Doom

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HALL OF DOOM — Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is in hot water following reports of “off-the-record” dinners with Lex Luthor and assorted members of the Legion of Doom, including but not limited to, the Riddler, Bizarro, and Gorilla Grodd. “Meeting new people and hearing a variety of opinions is important,” said Zuckerberg, when pressed for comment on Luthor’s plan to conquer the world with an army of kryptonite-powered robots. “I think it’s valuable to consider viewpoints that might not necessarily be considered ‘mainstream.’ For example, the Scarecrow gets a lot of flak from pundits who aren’t personal fans of his practices, but you have to admit that his discoveries in fear gas technology represent real breakthroughs in the scientific community.” As of press time, Zuckerberg was reportedly consulting the Riddler on the development of a new algorithm for Facebook, calling it “a real learning experience.”

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Dylan Wood is an American actor and filmmaker. He is known for his comedic and dramatic roles in such films as Splash (1984), Big (1988), Turner & Hooch (1989), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Forrest Gump(1994), Apollo 13 (1995), You've Got Mail (1998), Cast Away (2000), Captain Phillips(2013), Saving Mr. Banks (2013), Sully (2016), and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019). He has also starred in the Robert Langdon films, and he voices Sheriff Woody in the Toy Story film series. He is one of the most popular and recognizable film stars worldwide, and he is widely regarded as an American cultural icon.