Westwood Landlord Running Out of Storage Space for Harvested Organs

WESTWOOD — As November 1 draws closer, area landlord Jane Khari is growing increasingly concerned about the lack of storage space for her collection of tenants’ organs. “It turns out these Westwood apartments actually have even less space than you’d think,” Khari said, as she struggled to prevent a pile of healthy, twenty-year-old kidneys from bursting through a closet door. “I should be able to keep most of these in the front yard as Halloween decorations, but I have no idea how I’ll handle the November rent. The organ market simply isn’t moving as quickly as it once was.” At press time, Khari was instructing two tenants bleeding out on her doorstep to put in an online maintenance request.

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