I found the spacebar.
All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.
If you don’t get that look up the “infinite monkey theorem” (not that I know what that is I’m just a dumb little monkey “ooh ooh ah ah”)
bored. BOOOORED. I hate typewriters. I can’t go boack and edit on this thing, I made so many mistakes god danm it.
Monkey time. oooooooh ooh aah.
I can’t believe my twin brother got cast in the live action Diddy Kong movie and I diddynt ;(
I don’t want to type
this typewriter is sticky. TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHIS TYPERITER IS STICKY
Why didn’t they let me wash my hands before this? I’m a monkey, I don’t USE toilet paper, I NEED to wash my hands.
At press time, banana.