USAC Passes Something, No One Cares

Students waiting to congratulate USAC members outside their meeting rooms.

WESTWOOD—In an entirely unnoticed general meeting, USAC passed something. “This resolution is really going to help out the UCLA community,” said a general representative whose name we forgot. “After all, we know that resolutions resolve to improve things and that without USAC, UCLA students would probably have a somewhat different experience at school.” Members of the Council greeted a two-person crowd outside the meeting room and shook hands with all two of them while chatting about the power of the pen. At press time, most students were unaware that USAC even passed things.

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