Unbelievable! Phone Call You Put Off For Months Took Two Minutes

YOUR SILLY BRAIN — Despite a history of this very thing happening, you were once again shocked today when that phone call you’ve been putting off since August took only two minutes to do. “Calling to refill this prescription I desperately need is going to be such a major inconvenience. I’ll do it later,” you told yourself every day for the past three months as you wrote “REFILL BIRTH CONTROL NOW!” on your to-do list. “Maybe it’s time for a revival of the pull-out method.” At press time, you were putting off taking a pregnancy test even though your period is two weeks late.

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Flavius Octavius Julius Gaius Septimius, known colloquially as "Gillian the Great," is the 71st emperor of Rome. Her notable achievements include winning the 2021 Maryland BOGGLE state championship and not being assassinated yet.