WESTWOOD — Amateur comedians have been bombarding unsuspecting students over the past week with invites to their improv shows, and you are their latest victim. “You should totally come! It’s kind of like a movie, except everything is made up and there’s no sets and also all the actors are wearing matching shirts,” said improv-er Damian Dolan, who encouraged you to “yes, and” his invitation. “We’re just four goofy guys who love to make jokes about their dicks on stage. Like “Whose Line Is It Anyway,” but without any Black members and also not funny.” Authorities say that Dolan has threatened students who refuse his offer with an undisclosed weapon that fits inside this box.
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