WESTWOOD — Last weekend, partygoers at a consulting club fundrager agreed that second-year business economics major Alan Paul got a little too into his Patrick Bateman costume. “Look, was I weirded out when he gave me his business card, called me a hot piece of ass, and told me to call him some time? Yeah, obviously,” said second-year Jackie Kennedy, who Paul described as “a solid 8 if the bitch just bleached her hair and smiled at me a little more.” “But, you gotta admit, the look is spot-on, even down to the bloody axe. His commitment to the bit almost made me want to go home with him, which he was probably a little too excited about.” At press time, Paul had left the party to go return some videotapes.