Uggo Alert! TA Not Hot Enough To Justify Attendance

WESTWOOD — UCLA student Brad Eckel-Honesty decided against regularly attending discussion this quarter after his TA was revealed to be a full-on uggo. “Looking at him was like ‘POW,’ really in your face, you know? You get it. It just wasn’t conducive to learning and in the end I value my own time,” said the third-year, who still believes he and his linguistics TA from last quarter could’ve made a beautiful life together. “If only he could be more like Paolo. Paolo, Paolo, Paolo…” At press time, Eckel-Honesty was seen looking at old screenshots of Paolo’s (pinned) Zoom screen.